- reptiles
- birds
- fish
- amphibians
- rodents
I have a good friend, Laura, and she is just a saint when it comes to allowing all manner of beasties to dwell in her house. They once had for a pet, and I promise you I am not making this up, a hairless rat. Yes, they did. Until it developed lesions or boils or something tumor-esque and they had to do away with it. Which her husband did by beheading it with a shovel. Can I get an "eeeeeuuuwww?"
So I experienced a bit of displeasure when Susannah received for her birthday -- from her biggest brother who should know better -- a fish tank complete with four fish. I told her in no uncertain terms that I wanted NOTHING to do with them. I didn't want to hear about them. I wouldn't be feeding them. I didn't want to know about them. I wasn't going to spend any money on them.
Today is the second day in a row now that we've had to endure the inevitable farewell (see how I tie this all in?) to a fish. First it was Benji, and now today, Bob. Bob who was her favorite fish EVER.
I wish I could work up more sympathy. But isn't it to be expected? Don't balloons either pop or float away? Don't juice boxes always always always squirt when you put the straw in? Don't bubbles always spill? Don't goldfish always die?
What are your rules for pets? Am I the only ogre mom out there?