Famous consipiracies: The Kennedy Assassination, the fake moon landing, and now this

When you're up against a wall, nothing works quite as well as the old standby, The List.

Here are several things that have been conspiring against me in my quest for blog time:

• some assertions that I might have the slightest bit of a tiny addiction to the computer (and my subsequent huffy attitude of "I do NOT. I'll prove it to you..." which is hard to pull off for very long, just because so much of what I want to do involves the use of my computer -- uploading pictures, reading about Idol and Lost, organizing my iTunes, and of course both reading and writing blogs....)
• children who think I should help them study for Revolutionary War tests and give them haircuts and buy them milk and wash their dirty clothes
• helping my hubby sign, fold, and stuff into envelopes our monthly (?) prayer/support letter
  
• forty-eleven appointments in the past two days for both me and my mom
• an inescapable need to sleep in on Monday morning
• a trip to Corie's that ended up being extended due to a freak snowstorm here at home
• preparing food for Easter dinner
  
• Easter itself
  
• the whole hurdle of waiting so long to do something that it becomes bigger and harder to tackle the longer you wait to do it

So that's my excuse, ma'am.